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See the blog post on your site
See your tweet is quite all right
I wait for your value
Read your content and start to rate
With your free value
you post each day three times or four
With your free value
And you give it all away
My hands are tired
And you give it all away
With your free value
With your free value
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Is a penny worth anything anymore?
people don’t even bother to pick them up off the floor
They’re not worth the effort or the “luck”
because you need 100 of them just to get a buck
stores barely use the penny and hate to accept it
try paying in only pennies and they’ll throw a fit
especially a large purchase like jewelry or a car
try handing over a bag of pennies and they’ll make you see stars
they say it’s not worth the effort to count and roll
and taking it to the bank or using them is another toll
I think i’m going to take it upon myself
to destroy all pennies and put them on a shelf
I know it’s illegal to destroy legal tender
but i’ll get a thank you from every lender, spender and vendor
so about this, what is the government going to do?
I’m not sure but I know how I’m paying them when they decide to sue
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My site’s been down for a day or two
1and1 (my hosting provider) messed me over and I didn’t know what to do
They lost my sites and I wanted to sue
Because of the incompetence of their whole crew
They promised to get me a backup of all I have done
And within an hour or two everything will run
But they didn’t get back to me so I called again
I asked about my backups, they’ll be delivered when?
They put in the request for backups a few more times
But their effort wasn’t worth a bunch of dimes
After a day an email they finally sent
Saying unfortunately they couldn’t get my stuff, not even a dent
They said I should have called sooner because now it’s too late
But I wasn’t going to let these fool determine my fate
Luckily I had backups of most of what I have done
and I restored all my settings no thanks to 1and1
Please stay with me and keep coming back
I’ve got tons of new sucky poems overflowing from my sack
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If you enjoyed this post, please share it by clicking the social media button of your choice below. Thanks. The entire world is run on fear
everyone always thinking that the end is near
if not the end, trouble at least
family, financial or some other beast
we worry about what others think
we’re so afraid they might watch us sink
so we play it safe and do nothing at all
for fear that someone will watch us fall
but the only way to really get ahead
is to take fear by the neck and face it instead
stop caring about how everyone talks
because if we don’t, we won’t hear when opportunity knocks
and that is what we should fear the most
being stuck in a state of fear and we’re all toast
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If you enjoyed this post, please share it by clicking the social media button of your choice below. Thanks. Gas is so flippin’ expensive I can’s afford to drive
I never thought it would reach this high, not while i was alive
but the price is set, people pay and there’s nothing we can do
except stop driving, buy fuel efficient cars and boycott the big boys too
I got an email about not buying from the biggest name in town
it said that if we boycott them the price will surely go down
opposed to just not buying gas one measly day each week
because that would give them a day off and then not change a thing
Now it’s a big debate to drill off shore or not
we’re killing our resources, or so we all were taught
maybe we should just come up with an alternate for fuel
Then we can fill our flux copasitators with trash and feel really cool
we can forget about driving and all those traffic codes
because “Where we ‘re going , we don’t need roads”
We’ll fly to the future and then back to the past
we’ll mess around with our timelines but the fun won’t last
we’ll mess up the time continuum so that gas was never used
and we’ll all live happily ever after without that oil industry abuse.
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If you enjoyed this post, please share it by clicking the social media button of your choice below. Thanks. Out of sight, out of mind
Sticking around is beneficial you will find
it’s the squeeky wheel that gets the oil
it’s the noisy customer who gets heard not one who’s loyal
Always being around can be annoying it’s true
but disapearing out of site just wont do
Find a happy medium and you’ll be fine
but don’t try too hard, it’s not worth your time
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and is gaining popularity or so I’m told
It’s an awesome feeling to see what i’ve done
and believe it or not, i’m having a lot of fun.
Here’s to one year and many more
Just wait and find out what I’ve got in store.
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If you enjoyed this post, please share it by clicking the social media button of your choice below. Thanks. I love my life and love to have fun
I write sucky poems because I like it a ton
Sometimes I write something that seems dark and cold
don’t take it as a sign that i need help, cuz i’ve been told
I write poems of all sorts and types
i change topics every once in a while to make sure the content is all ripe
but screenplay writers don’t get scolded for writing a dark movie
people just watch it and tell them they’re groovy
Some of my poems come from real life motivation
Some might even be from real life frustration
but the most important thing is that they all rhyme
and with only a minute to write a poem, i run out of time
Most of all I write these poems for you
all of my readers who are looking for something to do
a little fun and humor in their long day
and if I write enough poems, maybe for a while they’ll stay
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If you enjoyed this post, please share it by clicking the social media button of your choice below. Thanks. My wife looked through a bunch of this site
and said I was coming off as angry looking for something to bite
I’m not really angry, annoyed possibly
with a job and some clients that i have to please
I’m ok though because i’m not stuck here for ever
i’m going to move on and break free but my ties I wont sever
I’ll start my own business and work like a dog
then my recent experience will seem like a fog
I’ll be self sufficient and that’s really the key
because when I earn my own bread is when i’ll be free.
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If you enjoyed this post, please share it by clicking the social media button of your choice below. Thanks. My client said “You didn’t do anything for us” and I want this month for free
The client obviously doesnt care what I do and what he does to me
For him, one little project takes forever
because he makes so many revisions it’s such a terror
Just when you think you are all done
He makes new changes and we’re back at stage one
I put in 60 hour weeks to do everything he demands of me
but it doesnt count because he trashes it all and refuses to pay the fee.
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