Pay for Dinner
so u want me to pay for dinner and u wont even touch my arm? and u want me to beg and cry for you doing my voicebox all this harm? u wont even...
Monthly Archive: September 2007
HAIR
If no one had hair we’d all be the same, No hairstyles or hairdos to turn into a game Saving time from brushing and shampooing would really be good And just think, you’ll never...
NEW BIRTH
We wish you tons of balloons and flowers As well as those candies which some are sour You deserve them all on this joyous occasion And all it caused was a minor abrasion Congrats!!
Drugs
I’ve never done drugs or so I think But I’ve tried every pill above the bathroom sink Some are tasty with a candy coating Other are taken to prevent over bloating But be careful...
TRUCK STOP
On day number one, I was driving my truck On day number two I ran out of luck On day number three I spent a good buck So on day number...
The Rose
You look as beautiful as a perfect red rose As I peel off the petals, you strip off your clothes Then all that’s left is an ugly little hole, Which coincidently, perfectly describes your...
In Your Eyes
In your eyes I see many things like windows to the soul But until you remove the gunk from them its like looking in a different hole
Cold Calling
I sit at my desk trying to look like I produce But all I can pull off is slightly obtuse I pick up my phone and call my old number If someone should answer...
WASTED TIME
How much time can a person waste? Sitting at a computer with a blank stare on his face Surfing or stumbling, they are both the same Aim, msn, yahoo, just a few to name...
I’ve Been Had
When I met you, I was glad When you left me I was sad When you cheated, I was mad Then I found out it was with my dad And it took place in...