Headache
i have a headache, im just too tired this is what she always says i have more chance of getting action with the dispenser for my pez
Author: Flid
I Sing
I sing our country’s anthem I do it for our nation I also eat lots of bran I do that for constipation
LIFE IN THE CITY
New York, they say is a hell of a town It smells like a urinal and everyone frowns People are in a rush to get nowhere Pushing people out of their way without a...
Pay for Dinner
so u want me to pay for dinner and u wont even touch my arm? and u want me to beg and cry for you doing my voicebox all this harm? u wont even...
HAIR
If no one had hair we’d all be the same, No hairstyles or hairdos to turn into a game Saving time from brushing and shampooing would really be good And just think, you’ll never...
NEW BIRTH
We wish you tons of balloons and flowers As well as those candies which some are sour You deserve them all on this joyous occasion And all it caused was a minor abrasion Congrats!!
Drugs
I’ve never done drugs or so I think But I’ve tried every pill above the bathroom sink Some are tasty with a candy coating Other are taken to prevent over bloating But be careful...
TRUCK STOP
On day number one, I was driving my truck On day number two I ran out of luck On day number three I spent a good buck So on day number...
The Rose
You look as beautiful as a perfect red rose As I peel off the petals, you strip off your clothes Then all that’s left is an ugly little hole, Which coincidently, perfectly describes your...
In Your Eyes
In your eyes I see many things like windows to the soul But until you remove the gunk from them its like looking in a different hole