Category: Fox

my tushy smell like roses so does the toilet i poop in thats because your stupid dog keeps making in my garden

when you wish upon a star your dreams just may come true when you wish upon a peanutbutter jar your dreams may just come chew when you wish upon a strip of tar your...

pick up the phone and call us thats what the commercial sings so i tried to make the same commercial my phone still never rings

i have a headache, im just too tired this is what she always says i have more chance of getting action with the dispenser for my pez

I sing our country’s anthem I do it for our nation I also eat lots of bran I do that for constipation

so u want me to pay for dinner and u wont even touch my arm? and u want me to beg and cry for you doing my voicebox all this harm? u wont even...

In your eyes I see many things like windows to the soul But until you remove the gunk from them its like looking in a different hole