Category: Sucky

Happy Birthday Sucky Poems

Happy Birthday Sucky Poems

Sucky Poems has turned one year old and  is gaining popularity or so I’m told It’s an awesome feeling to see what i’ve done and believe it or not, i’m having a lot of...

Don’t Take Me Too Seriously

Don’t Take Me Too Seriously

I love my life and love to have fun I write sucky poems because I like it a ton Sometimes I write something that seems dark and cold don’t take it as a sign...

Breaking Free

Breaking Free

My wife looked through a bunch of this site and said I was coming off as angry looking for something to bite I’m not really angry, annoyed possibly with a job and some clients...

Nose Jobs and Toes Jobs

Nose Jobs and Toes Jobs

People complain about their nose but you rarely hear about their toes that is what people should complain about especially during the summer when  their toes stick out the dirt, the corns, chipped nails...

Huge Entrecard Give-Away

Huge Entrecard Give-Away

I started a contest on HelpYourselfGetLucky.com I’m giving away so many Entrecards, this contest is the bomb The First 100 Participants  automatically win So if you’re not part of that 100 it’s practically a...

Suggestions Anyone?

Suggestions Anyone?

I’ve been asked to write some sucky poems about bosses, offices and work, which I have done and will continue to add to but I was wondering if anyone has suggestions for more categories...

The Boss’ Great Idea

The Boss’ Great Idea

I had a great idea, my boss would say If we implement it well, all our problems will go away It will involve a lot of work and thinking through But that’s what I’m...

Working Weekends

Working Weekends

I need you to work this weekend and the weekend after that We have a very important client that always needs things in no time flat He’s really demanding and we need to keep...

It’s Not Rocket Science

It’s Not Rocket Science

Just make these tiny corrections and get it back to me I want to see the final version in my email by 3. I claim web design and programming takes a little time But...

Looking Over My Shoulder

Looking Over My Shoulder

Do you mind if I watch you work? Sure, no problem at all boss (you stupid jerk) What’s that over there and the other thing too? It’s html, (that thing you supposedly pay me...