Take a Dump on Me
The next bunch of poems are dedicated to all the bosses out there. Keep checking each day for a new poem to hang on your cubicle wall. If you like any of them, please...
Category: Sucky
Top Sucky Poems So Far
I know that some of the poems I write are really sucky but surprisingly, I have received a ton of positive feedback and requests for more of some of my less sucky poems. I...
Ugly, Parody of Lonely
Ugly, You are so ugly, There is nobody, As ugly as yoooouuu You are so ugly, Miss. Ugly There is nobody, As ugly as yoooouuu You are so ugly, Yo this one...
Maybe I’m Amazed Parody
Baby I’m amazed at the way you waste so much time Maybe I’m afraid of the way I waste it too Baby I’m amazed at the way you pissed away your time watched tv...
You’re Not 22 (I Will Survive Parody)
With love to my big brother on his 30th birthday. At first I was afraid I was petrified I grew up with a big brother Moish who had height and muscle on his side...
Cleaning Up With Kids
Cleaning a room with kids around is like shoveling in a blizzard You keep cleaning as they keep messing, you really wish you were a wizard One zap and all the toys will be...
URINALS
Just reposting this with some great pictures i took in a bathroom in Vegas. A urinal is really a wonderful thing It’s really a breeze when a leak do you spring No seat...
Love on Valentine’s Day
To the love of my life on Valentine’s Day I’d like to sing your praise if I may You worship the ground that I walk on You make sure my worries are long gone...
Crazy Bitch
Get away you crazy bitch You are nothing but an annoying itch You follow me around all day I just want you to go away You sit outside my home and wait For me...