Category: Sucky

Living it up in NY City The place where anything goes You can live at the top of the trump towers Or live on the streets below With money you can party to your...

New York, they say is a hell of a town It smells like a urinal and everyone frowns People are in a rush to get nowhere Pushing people out of their way without a...

If no one had hair we’d all be the same, No hairstyles or hairdos to turn into a game Saving time from brushing and shampooing would really be good And just think, you’ll never...

We wish you tons of balloons and flowers As well as those candies which some are sour You deserve them all on this joyous occasion And all it caused was a minor abrasion Congrats!!

I’ve never done drugs or so I think But I’ve tried every pill above the bathroom sink Some are tasty with a candy coating Other are taken to prevent over bloating But be careful...

On day number one, I was driving my truck   On day number two I ran out of luck   On day number three I spent a good buck   So on day number...

You look as beautiful as a perfect red rose As I peel off the petals, you strip off your clothes Then all that’s left is an ugly little hole, Which coincidently, perfectly describes your...

I sit at my desk trying to look like I produce But all I can pull off is slightly obtuse I pick up my phone and call my old number If someone should answer...

How much time can a person waste? Sitting at a computer with a blank stare on his face Surfing or stumbling, they are both the same Aim, msn, yahoo, just a few to name...

When I met you, I was glad When you left me I was sad When you cheated, I was mad Then I found out it was with my dad And it took place in...