Dead End Job
Have you ever been stuck in a dead end job? You work in a cubicle with a guy named Bob going over the same types of reports each day just dreaming of a chance...
Category: Work and Office
Stupid Paycheck
For a stupid paycheck, I sold my soul putting in 100 hour weeks is my toll I’d be so much better off outside of these walls I feels it each time I take a...
Going to Quit
Stuck in my office, at a computer I sit In one week I am going to Quit Doing routine jobs that take no wit In one week I am going to Quit years ago,...
You’re Getting a Raise
That’s great work, you’re getting a raise “Did I hear correctly, I’m really amazed” I could use the extra money, I have so much with it to do I could get a bigger apartment...
The Boss’s Other Great Idea
“Boss I had a great idea, what do you think?” I think nothing of it because it really stinks. There is no way to implement it at least not very well It won’t help...
The Boss’ Great Idea
I had a great idea, my boss would say If we implement it well, all our problems will go away It will involve a lot of work and thinking through But that’s what I’m...
Working Weekends
I need you to work this weekend and the weekend after that We have a very important client that always needs things in no time flat He’s really demanding and we need to keep...
It’s Not Rocket Science
Just make these tiny corrections and get it back to me I want to see the final version in my email by 3. I claim web design and programming takes a little time But...
Looking Over My Shoulder
Do you mind if I watch you work? Sure, no problem at all boss (you stupid jerk) What’s that over there and the other thing too? It’s html, (that thing you supposedly pay me...
Take a Dump on Me
The next bunch of poems are dedicated to all the bosses out there. Keep checking each day for a new poem to hang on your cubicle wall. If you like any of them, please...