You Want Me to Change
you want me to change then so should you ill switch 2 things that i do ill pass the food and fill up on gas and u can wipe my mouth and kiss my…
Sucky Poems Blog
Stick it to the Man
stick it to the man demonstrate and picket if u cant stick it to the man i have somewhere you can stick it
Lunch
I need to get some lunch but I don’t have the money I starve every day and it’s not even funny My mouth is watering every minute of the day When I see someone...
My Tushy
my tushy smell like roses so does the toilet i poop in thats because your stupid dog keeps making in my garden
Checking my email is really grand I check it every minute or two and it’s getting out of hand I got special tabbed browsing so I can see my 5 accounts When I finish...
NYC
Living it up in NY City The place where anything goes You can live at the top of the trump towers Or live on the streets below With money you can party to your...
Dreams
when you wish upon a star your dreams just may come true when you wish upon a peanutbutter jar your dreams may just come chew when you wish upon a strip of tar your...
Valentine
Will you be my valentine i would really like it if you dont wanna be my valentine i dont give a …
Pick up the Phone
pick up the phone and call us thats what the commercial sings so i tried to make the same commercial my phone still never rings
Headache
i have a headache, im just too tired this is what she always says i have more chance of getting action with the dispenser for my pez