Sucky Poems Blog

Suggestions Anyone? 0

Suggestions Anyone?

I’ve been asked to write some sucky poems about bosses, offices and work, which I have done and will continue to add to but I was wondering if anyone has suggestions for more categories...

You’re Getting a Raise 1

You’re Getting a Raise

That’s great work, you’re getting a raise “Did I hear correctly, I’m really amazed” I could use the extra money, I have so much with it to do I could get a bigger apartment...

The Boss’s Other Great Idea 0

The Boss’s Other Great Idea

“Boss I had a great idea, what do you think?” I think nothing of it because it really stinks. There is no way to implement it at least not very well It won’t help...

The Boss’ Great Idea 3

The Boss’ Great Idea

I had a great idea, my boss would say If we implement it well, all our problems will go away It will involve a lot of work and thinking through But that’s what I’m...

Working Weekends 0

Working Weekends

I need you to work this weekend and the weekend after that We have a very important client that always needs things in no time flat He’s really demanding and we need to keep...

It’s Not Rocket Science 3

It’s Not Rocket Science

Just make these tiny corrections and get it back to me I want to see the final version in my email by 3. I claim web design and programming takes a little time But...

Looking Over My Shoulder 1

Looking Over My Shoulder

Do you mind if I watch you work? Sure, no problem at all boss (you stupid jerk) What’s that over there and the other thing too? It’s html, (that thing you supposedly pay me...

Take a Dump on Me 0

Take a Dump on Me

The next bunch of poems are dedicated to all the bosses out there.  Keep checking each day for a new poem to hang on your cubicle wall.  If you like any of them, please...

Top Sucky Poems So Far 1

Top Sucky Poems So Far

I know that some of the poems I write are really sucky but surprisingly, I have received a ton of positive feedback and requests for more of some of my less sucky poems. I...

Ugly, Parody of Lonely 0

Ugly, Parody of Lonely

Ugly, You are so ugly, There is nobody, As ugly as yoooouuu   You are so ugly, Miss. Ugly There is nobody, As ugly as yoooouuu You are so ugly,   Yo this one...