Maybe I’m Amazed Parody
Baby I’m amazed at the way you waste so much time Maybe I’m afraid of the way I waste it too Baby I’m amazed at the way you pissed away your time watched tv...
Sucky Poems Blog
You’re Not 22 (I Will Survive Parody)
With love to my big brother on his 30th birthday. At first I was afraid I was petrified I grew up with a big brother Moish who had height and muscle on his side...
Cleaning Up With Kids
Cleaning a room with kids around is like shoveling in a blizzard You keep cleaning as they keep messing, you really wish you were a wizard One zap and all the toys will be...
Love on Valentine’s Day
To the love of my life on Valentine’s Day I’d like to sing your praise if I may You worship the ground that I walk on You make sure my worries are long gone...
Crazy Bitch
Get away you crazy bitch You are nothing but an annoying itch You follow me around all day I just want you to go away You sit outside my home and wait For me...
Single on Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s is such a complicated day You have to follow rules which force you to pay For chocolate and flowers and hallmark cards to boot You have to go out for dinner and...
TV Will Be There For You
A parody of the Friends Theme Song “I’ll Be There For You”. So no one ever told you how much time you’d waste each day So many shows to watch your time just slips...