Mom’s take on Beer
My Mom says that I shouldn’t beg on the site for beer and food But every time someone buys me a beer, it puts me in a good mood Mom, understand, I have a...
Sucky Poems Blog
We Want To Make Some Money
We Want To Make Some Money (Parody of We Didn’t Start The Fire by Billy Joel. If you’re not completely familiar, take a look at the music video, it’s always been a favorite of...
Valentine From Your Psycho Girlfriend
In spirit of Valentines day, here is an old favorite, fixed up for the occasion. Oh, You’d better watch out, You better think quick You better buy some presents I’ll teach you a trick...
Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day is the greatest day of the year The girls get candy and the lucky guys get beer It’s a day to prove your love for someone, no matter what the cost Because...
Life In The City
New York, they say is a hell of a town It smells like a urinal and everyone frowns People are in a rush to get nowhere Pushing people out of their way without a...
Wasted Time
I’ve had some requests to repost some of my older popular posts. I will continue adding new content as well. How much time can a person waste? Sitting at a computer with a blank...
Mary Kate’s Fur
Note: a take on an article on US Weekly. Mary Kate Olsen can run around at home in the buff But in the streets she wears fur and all kinds of other stuff PETA...
Britney Doodle Went to Town
Britney spears went to town, riding on her K-Fed She went nuts and he’s fed up and now he took her 2 kids She shaved her head and showed her crotch and paraded around...
American Tie
Note: I was just thinking of the song American Pie and the following just came out in the last few minutes. Must be my constant thinking about one day being financially free and kicking...