Sucky Poems Blog

Drunk 0

Drunk

I think I’m really drunk tonight because the world is spinning I see two of everything and think I can sing I sing songs that I wish I could sing But I’m sure if...

Drunker 1

Drunker

Its really hard to type while I’m drunk as a drunk I’m falling all over the place, who woulda thunk I had a great idea, to drink even more But by the time I...

I’m Number Two 0

I’m Number Two

In a Google search for sucky poems, I’m in second place How can that be when that’s the name of my site is how I make my case Some digital something or other beat...

Help Me Grow My Blog 0

Help Me Grow My Blog

Nobody comes to my blog anymore But its ok because they never came before My stats say I’m doing ok After all, I get an average of 2 views per day One day I...

People Can Be So Silly 0

People Can Be So Silly

People can be so silly Like my ole friend Billy Even with two hands behind his back can still give a wet willy

Dont Have a Buck 0

Dont Have a Buck

(The Fox Stole this one from me… It’s simple enough though, maybe sick minds think alike.) i dont have a buck i dont have much luck i dont have a truck but its fine…...

Lost Arms 0

Lost Arms

im sorry u lost your arms today im sure that really blows if someone angers u, u cant give him the finger ull have to use ur toes

Oh Homeo 0

Oh Homeo

Homeo Oh Homeo Where art thou oh Homeo I’m out with my boyz grabbin some toyz and stealin’ your car stereo

New Life 0

New Life

Bringing new life into the world   Is special even if it’s a girl   Don’t go banging your head on the wall   You can always teach her how to play ball

I’ve Got a Secret 0

I’ve Got a Secret

ive got a secret one i should really tell you look really good today but man o man u smell u should really take a shower, u really smell like poo sure enough i...