Drunk
I think I’m really drunk tonight because the world is spinning I see two of everything and think I can sing I sing songs that I wish I could sing But I’m sure if...
Sucky Poems Blog
Drunker
Its really hard to type while I’m drunk as a drunk I’m falling all over the place, who woulda thunk I had a great idea, to drink even more But by the time I...
I’m Number Two
In a Google search for sucky poems, I’m in second place How can that be when that’s the name of my site is how I make my case Some digital something or other beat...
Help Me Grow My Blog
Nobody comes to my blog anymore But its ok because they never came before My stats say I’m doing ok After all, I get an average of 2 views per day One day I...
People Can Be So Silly
People can be so silly Like my ole friend Billy Even with two hands behind his back can still give a wet willy
Dont Have a Buck
(The Fox Stole this one from me… It’s simple enough though, maybe sick minds think alike.) i dont have a buck i dont have much luck i dont have a truck but its fine…...
Lost Arms
im sorry u lost your arms today im sure that really blows if someone angers u, u cant give him the finger ull have to use ur toes
Oh Homeo
Homeo Oh Homeo Where art thou oh Homeo I’m out with my boyz grabbin some toyz and stealin’ your car stereo
New Life
Bringing new life into the world Is special even if it’s a girl Don’t go banging your head on the wall You can always teach her how to play ball
I’ve Got a Secret
ive got a secret one i should really tell you look really good today but man o man u smell u should really take a shower, u really smell like poo sure enough i...