Lunch
I need to get some lunch but I don’t have the money I starve every day and it’s not even funny My mouth is watering every minute of the day When I see someone...
Monthly Archive: September 2007
My Tushy
my tushy smell like roses so does the toilet i poop in thats because your stupid dog keeps making in my garden
Checking my email is really grand I check it every minute or two and it’s getting out of hand I got special tabbed browsing so I can see my 5 accounts When I finish...
NYC
Living it up in NY City The place where anything goes You can live at the top of the trump towers Or live on the streets below With money you can party to your...
Dreams
when you wish upon a star your dreams just may come true when you wish upon a peanutbutter jar your dreams may just come chew when you wish upon a strip of tar your...
Valentine
Will you be my valentine i would really like it if you dont wanna be my valentine i dont give a …
Pick up the Phone
pick up the phone and call us thats what the commercial sings so i tried to make the same commercial my phone still never rings
Headache
i have a headache, im just too tired this is what she always says i have more chance of getting action with the dispenser for my pez
I Sing
I sing our country’s anthem I do it for our nation I also eat lots of bran I do that for constipation
LIFE IN THE CITY
New York, they say is a hell of a town It smells like a urinal and everyone frowns People are in a rush to get nowhere Pushing people out of their way without a...