I’ve Been Had

When I met you, I was glad

When you left me I was sad

When you cheated, I was mad

Then I found out it was with my dad

And it took place in my pad

Thinking about it was bad

I’m sure you felt it was rad

I tried to convince myself it was a fad

And that you were at least partially clad

But it still felt like a kick in the nad

As if I would never have a lad

Before reacting, I waited just a tad

Thought about the good times that we had

And then slit your ugly cheating throat