The Eternal Battle with Autocorrect
I typed, “Let’s grab pizza,” as chill as can be,But my phone had a plan to embarrass me.It swapped “pizza” for “plasma” without my consent,Now my friend thinks I moonlight as a mad scientist....
Where Poets and wannabe Poets come to unload
I typed, “Let’s grab pizza,” as chill as can be,But my phone had a plan to embarrass me.It swapped “pizza” for “plasma” without my consent,Now my friend thinks I moonlight as a mad scientist....
The New Abnormal Working from home or office scenes,Life’s a circus behind the screens.One day in slippers, the next in a suit,Late to both—can’t hit reboot!So here’s a poem that’s kind of lame,But laugh...
College students, they love their beer,It’s so cold and oh so clear,It helps them relax and have a great time,A chance to shake off their daily grind. Friends gather ’round to have a laugh,Some...
Hey, I’ve never posted a video here, and this is crazy, but here is a crazy bitch video, so watch it maybe. If you enjoyed this let me know in the comments and...
Update: Facebook now has close to a billion users and Sucky Poems has 20 Facebook fans so we’re almost growing proportionately. Of 350 million facebook users, I have just 11 fans But to gain...
This poems is dedicated to Jessica @unabarber for suggesting a poem about iPhones. I want to begin by saying i’m a big fan of Apple because making great products they can but I have...
This song has been on my mind since the first time I heard it on the radio. Not sure why it took so long to get it up here. Enjoy! Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours ago...
This Sucky Poem is dedicated to Jessica @unabarber for suggesting a sucky poem about nipple slips. some top celebrity acrtress poses for pictures down the walk and every reporter watching wants to have her for a...
This Sucky Poem is dedicated to Kevin Muldoon @caoimghgin from New Haven for suggesting a sucky poem about dinosaurs in birthday hats. Not sure where he came up with that one but I don’t...