Maybe I’m Amazed Parody

Baby I’m amazed at the way you waste so much time
Maybe I’m afraid of the way I waste it too
Baby I’m amazed at the way you pissed away your time
watched tv online
Maybe I’m amazed at the way I was meant for you

Baby I’m a bum and maybe I’m a bored bum
Who’s always in the middle of watching something
That he cant get off the couch
Babe I’m a bum and maybe youre the only other
Who could ever compete with me
Baby wont you pass me the chips and dip

(lead solo)

Baby I’m a bum and maybe I’m a bored bum
Whos always in the middle of watching something
That he cant get off the couch
Babe I’m a bum and maybe youre the only other
Who could ever compete with me
Baby wont you pass me the chips

Baby I’m amazed at your butt print on the couch
Maybe I’m afraid of the size of mine too
Baby I’m amazed at the way you hog the remote
You never let me vote
Maybe I enjoy wasting time with you