Crazy Bitch

Get away you crazy bitch

You are nothing but an annoying itch

You follow me around all day

I just want you to go away

You sit outside my home and wait

For me to come out and get caught on your bait

But that is not going to fly

Because if I had the choice, I would rather die

I hate you more than anything on this globe

I would rather get a regular anal probe

You prevent me from living my life

And that is why I bought this knife

Now I have a new found vanity

I’m just waiting for a dose of temporary insanity