Dinosaurs in Birthday Hats
This Sucky Poem is dedicated to Kevin Muldoon @caoimghgin from New Haven for suggesting a sucky poem about dinosaurs in birthday hats. Not sure where he came up with that one but I don’t ask these questions.
We all know many dinosaurs from Barney and Denver to Dino
Palaeontologists even found the Futalognkosaurus Dukei which is thought to be Latino
Some dinosaurs sing, some dinosaurs dance and some compete with the prehistoric cat (Flinstones)
but what we want to see is a dinosaur in a birthday hat.
I can just imagine in prehistoric times
all the dinosaurs celebrating birthdays with ice cream and pies
the carnivorous ones would still each each other
and the herbivores would just cuddle up with their brother
I got the picture in my head, it’s as clear as that
But I just can’t get the image out of my head of a dinosaur in a birthday hat
We don’t have to worry about that stuff or the missing link
Those guys are goners, they’re all bloody extinct.