My Dream Job

I want a job and i want to work

i want a paycheck and i want the perks

i want a nice office and a cushy chair

i want to give orders and decide what’s best

I want to do research, development and test

I want bonuses and lots of vacation

I want to have fun at my occupation

I want fun coworkers who laugh throughout the day

I want this job and will have it no other way

what? what’s that you say?

you say i’m dreaming my life away?

I don’t think so and i’ll have you know

your just jealous, you lousy foe

I’ll get the job and prove this chat.

In the meanwhile, do you want fries with that?