Nose Jobs and Toes Jobs

People complain about their nose

but you rarely hear about their toes

that is what people should complain about

especially during the summer when  their toes stick out

the dirt, the corns, chipped nails and fungus

there isnt a perfect set of toes among us

so work on your toes and make them look nice

so when people look at your feet, they might look  twice

why pay thousands of dollars for a nose job

when you can pay $15 for a manicure and toe job