Valentine From Your Psycho Girlfriend

In spirit of Valentines day, here is an old favorite, fixed up for the occasion.

Oh, You’d better watch out,

You better think quick

You better buy some presents

I’ll teach you a trick

Your girlfriend is expecting a night on the town

 

She’s making a list,

And checking it twice

Whether you follow is whether she’s naughter or nice

Your girlfriend is expecting Valentine’s Day on the town

 

She knows where you live

She knows where you sleep

She knows what you do with your money

So spend it on her you stupid creep

 

Oh, You’d better watch out,

You better think quick

You better buy some presents

I’ll teach you a trick

Your girlfriend is expecting a night on the town

 

The lovers in girl and boy land

Exchange presents back and forth

And if you really value your life

You better give in or head for the door

 

With two dozen roses

And lots of stuffed bears

A big box of chocolates

All in the shape of a heart to show you care

Your girlfriend is expecting a night on the town

 

Oh, You’d better watch out,

You better think quick

You better buy some presents

I’ll teach you a trick

Your girlfriend is expecting a night on the town