Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day is the greatest day of the year
The girls get candy and the lucky guys get beer
It’s a day to prove your love for someone, no matter what the cost
Because if you don’t, it will be your love that you lost
Shower your significant other with flowers and presents
But for the single girls, the day is one she resents
Some guys make their girls happy by buying them all kinds of stuff
Some guys make their girls really happy by putting up with all that fluff
For me, Valentine’s day is when my girlfriend treats me as cold as ice
Because I celebrate on February 15th since the candy is half price
