Working Weekends

I need you to work this weekend and the weekend after that

We have a very important client that always needs things in no time flat

He’s really demanding and we need to keep him happy

So make sure to answer to his beck and call and make it snappy

I can’t do it because I have a timeshare to use or lose

Besides, I could really use the extra snooze

I trust you to take care of everything while I’m gone

After all, I think of you like my own son

But if we lose the client for any reason at all

I’ll fire your @$$, but hey, that’s how we play ball.