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The Eternal Battle with Autocorrect

I typed, “Let’s grab pizza,” as chill as can be,But my phone had a plan to embarrass me.It swapped “pizza” for “plasma” without my consent,Now my friend thinks I moonlight as a mad scientist....

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Work and Office

Working From Home vs. The Office

The New Abnormal Working from home or office scenes,Life’s a circus behind the screens.One day in slippers, the next in a suit,Late to both—can’t hit reboot!So here’s a poem that’s kind of lame,But laugh...

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Drunk Poems / Sucky

For the Love of Beer

College students, they love their beer,It’s so cold and oh so clear,It helps them relax and have a great time,A chance to shake off their daily grind. Friends gather ’round to have a laugh,Some...

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Work and Office

Startups

Building a startup is lots of fun because everyone thinks a business he can run but it turns out that a startup is like a roller coaster ride sometimes you’re on top of the...

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Songs / Sucky

And This is Crazy…

  Hey, I’ve never posted a video here, and this is crazy, but here is a crazy bitch video, so watch it maybe. If you enjoyed this let me know in the comments and...

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The Rich and Famous

Wardrobe Malfunction

This Sucky Poem is dedicated to Jessica @unabarber for suggesting a sucky poem about nipple slips. some top celebrity acrtress poses for pictures down the walk and every reporter watching wants to have her for a...

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Dinosaurs in Birthday Hats

This Sucky Poem is dedicated to Kevin Muldoon @caoimghgin from New Haven for suggesting a sucky poem about dinosaurs in birthday hats.  Not sure where he came up with that one but I don’t...

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How to Fix a PC Computer

*This poem is dedicated to Mick Campbell from Middlesbrough @MickDude for suggesting the topic of “how to fix a computer”.  You too can have a poem dedicated to you if you send @suckypoems a suggestion...