The Eternal Battle with Autocorrect
I typed, “Let’s grab pizza,” as chill as can be,But my phone had a plan to embarrass me.It swapped “pizza” for “plasma” without my consent,Now my friend thinks I moonlight as a mad scientist....
Author: Flid
Working From Home vs. The Office
The New Abnormal Working from home or office scenes,Life’s a circus behind the screens.One day in slippers, the next in a suit,Late to both—can’t hit reboot!So here’s a poem that’s kind of lame,But laugh...
For the Love of Beer
College students, they love their beer,It’s so cold and oh so clear,It helps them relax and have a great time,A chance to shake off their daily grind. Friends gather ’round to have a laugh,Some...
Startups
Building a startup is lots of fun because everyone thinks a business he can run but it turns out that a startup is like a roller coaster ride sometimes you’re on top of the...
And This is Crazy…
Hey, I’ve never posted a video here, and this is crazy, but here is a crazy bitch video, so watch it maybe. If you enjoyed this let me know in the comments and...
11 out of 350 Million Facebook Users is not so Bad
Update: Facebook now has close to a billion users and Sucky Poems has 20 Facebook fans so we’re almost growing proportionately. Of 350 million facebook users, I have just 11 fans But to gain...
Apple Products From the iPhone to the Macintosh
This poems is dedicated to Jessica @unabarber for suggesting a poem about iPhones. I want to begin by saying i’m a big fan of Apple because making great products they can but I have...
I Was Constipated (Parody of I Wanna be Sedated by the Ramones)
This song has been on my mind since the first time I heard it on the radio. Not sure why it took so long to get it up here. Enjoy! Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours ago...
Wardrobe Malfunction
This Sucky Poem is dedicated to Jessica @unabarber for suggesting a sucky poem about nipple slips. some top celebrity acrtress poses for pictures down the walk and every reporter watching wants to have her for a...
Dinosaurs in Birthday Hats
This Sucky Poem is dedicated to Kevin Muldoon @caoimghgin from New Haven for suggesting a sucky poem about dinosaurs in birthday hats. Not sure where he came up with that one but I don’t...