Nose Picking

Nose picking has become something of an art

It can be almost as embarrassing as a silent but deadly fart

but for nose picking everyone can see you in clear light

it was a scratch not a pick you must always fight

when you are alone, it’s more than accepted

unless the line of site is somehow intercepted

like driving on the road at 60 miles an hour

then stopping at a red light and you have to cower

or maybe it’s the red light that makes you pick

because when you’re not speeding you get a tick

in my opinion you can pick and flick

my only request is that you don’t start to lick