The Eternal Battle with Autocorrect
I typed, “Let’s grab pizza,” as chill as can be,But my phone had a plan to embarrass me.It swapped “pizza” for “plasma” without my consent,Now my friend thinks I moonlight as a mad scientist....
Category: Sucky
For the Love of Beer
College students, they love their beer,It’s so cold and oh so clear,It helps them relax and have a great time,A chance to shake off their daily grind. Friends gather ’round to have a laugh,Some...
And This is Crazy…
Hey, I’ve never posted a video here, and this is crazy, but here is a crazy bitch video, so watch it maybe. If you enjoyed this let me know in the comments and...
11 out of 350 Million Facebook Users is not so Bad
Update: Facebook now has close to a billion users and Sucky Poems has 20 Facebook fans so we’re almost growing proportionately. Of 350 million facebook users, I have just 11 fans But to gain...
I Was Constipated (Parody of I Wanna be Sedated by the Ramones)
This song has been on my mind since the first time I heard it on the radio. Not sure why it took so long to get it up here. Enjoy! Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours ago...
Dinosaurs in Birthday Hats
This Sucky Poem is dedicated to Kevin Muldoon @caoimghgin from New Haven for suggesting a sucky poem about dinosaurs in birthday hats. Not sure where he came up with that one but I don’t...
How to Fix a PC Computer
*This poem is dedicated to Mick Campbell from Middlesbrough @MickDude for suggesting the topic of “how to fix a computer”. You too can have a poem dedicated to you if you send @suckypoems a suggestion...
What a Prom
I remember my prom like it happened today i went in style, i wouldn’t have it any other way i got a stretched limo and a corsage for the girl before going in, we...
Buy A Tux from Tuxedocanada.com
If you’re looking to buy a nice tux, then you are in luck i just launched a shop to buy a tux, its the top you can get jackets, pants, shirts and a vest...
The Inspiration For My Poetry
i’ve been thinking of some really sucky poems to post but people wonder if they are inspired by my life the most Then I have to think twice about writing tons of stuff like...